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[ironysoul]

I don't see why I have to clean this up. I don't even fit in the bathtub. And I don't have hair. Ugh.

Major Kimblee, I'm afraid we'll have to reschedule your "demonstration." Today just isn't good for me.

Private to Ed

I think I'm getting the hang of the communication device, Brother, but can you show me how to lock messages away from other people? I've seen other people doing it, so I know there's a way.

Also? The man you told me to stay away from, Major Kimblee? He's not staying away from me. He wants me to meet him at the fountain today so I can see why they call him the Crimson Alchemist.

Comments

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[ironysoul.livejournal.com]

I'm staying away! I am very away! I understand!

private

[snapofmyfingers.livejournal.com]

It's better not to talk to or address him either.

And don't call him 'Major'.

private

[ironysoul.livejournal.com]

He's a State Alchemists. I thought all State Alchemists were conferred the rank of Major along with their accreditation.

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[snapofmyfingers.livejournal.com]

Was, not is.

Former State Alchemist.

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[ironysoul.livejournal.com]

Oh. I see.

I'll be careful, sir. Thank you very much for the warning!