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[ironysoul]

Excuse me, everyone! I think you should all be aware that THIS MAN:



--is not my Brother!

I mean, he is, but...

Today he's very, very bad!

Not Ed, though. Kimblee. I'm just making things worse...

If you see Edward Elric on the street, don't trust him!

You can trust Ed, but don't trust that Ed! Because it's not Ed! It's someone else! Someone bad!

Did that... did that make any sense at all?

Comments

[ironysoul.livejournal.com]

I'm his brother. Alphonse Elric. But Ed isn't Ed today. He's Zolf Kimblee. You should be very careful around him, Miss...?

[hershotsonher.livejournal.com]

Uhura. It's nice to meet you, Alphonse.

I'm not familiar with Zolf Kimblee...

[ironysoul.livejournal.com]

Just Al is fine, really. It's very nice to meet you too, Miss Uhura! Would you like a cat?

That's probably better, really.

[hershotsonher.livejournal.com]

All right then, Al. Would I- you have extra cats hanging around?

I gather he's an unsavory kind of person.

[ironysoul.livejournal.com]

I run an animal shelter.

"Unsavory" is one way of putting it. "Criminally Insane" is another.

[hershotsonher.livejournal.com]

Where at?

I see...I'll definitely be on my guard if I ever do run across him.

[ironysoul.livejournal.com]

Uh... out of Brother's and my apartment, currently.

Please be careful!

[hershotsonher.livejournal.com]

And- how many animals are you looking after?

I will, don't worry.

[ironysoul.livejournal.com]

Currently we have five cats! You can see their pictures here (http://www.flickr.com/photos/11502013@N03/sets/72157618938912988/)

[hershotsonher.livejournal.com]

Oh, how sweet...

Well, I'm sold, but I'll have to talk to my roommate about it first.

[ironysoul.livejournal.com]

Thank you!

There's never a shortage, so just let me know!