[12 Formulae]

[ironysoul]

Excuse me, everyone! I think you should all be aware that THIS MAN:



--is not my Brother!

I mean, he is, but...

Today he's very, very bad!

Not Ed, though. Kimblee. I'm just making things worse...

If you see Edward Elric on the street, don't trust him!

You can trust Ed, but don't trust that Ed! Because it's not Ed! It's someone else! Someone bad!

Did that... did that make any sense at all?

Comments

voice ... Al's... pissed. [1/2]

[ironysoul.livejournal.com]

Brother doesn't call me Alphonse. He calls me Al or Little Brother.

: [Voice]

[ironysoul.livejournal.com]

It's complicated.

[hershotsonher.livejournal.com]

I didn't realize Ed had a brother...

But who is this other person we should be wary of?

voice

[ironysoul.livejournal.com]

YOU'D BETTER HAVE MEANT THAT METAPHORICALLY ABOUT HIS HEART!

[ironysoul.livejournal.com]

I'm his brother. Alphonse Elric. But Ed isn't Ed today. He's Zolf Kimblee. You should be very careful around him, Miss...?

[hershotsonher.livejournal.com]

Uhura. It's nice to meet you, Alphonse.

I'm not familiar with Zolf Kimblee...

/ignoring Al

[fullferricelric.livejournal.com]

voice .. Ed's~

[crimson-intent.livejournal.com]

Again with the falsehoods ...

Your words hurt, brother. Such heartbreak, I fear it might explode with grief.

/he's so underappreciated.

[ironysoul.livejournal.com]

voice .. Ed's~

[ironysoul.livejournal.com]

If you harm one hair on Brother's body...

[ironysoul.livejournal.com]

Just Al is fine, really. It's very nice to meet you too, Miss Uhura! Would you like a cat?

That's probably better, really.

[snapofmyfingers.livejournal.com]

A pity.

[ironysoul.livejournal.com]

What is, Sir?

[snapofmyfingers.livejournal.com]

The circumstances.

[hershotsonher.livejournal.com]

All right then, Al. Would I- you have extra cats hanging around?

I gather he's an unsavory kind of person.

[ironysoul.livejournal.com]

I believe that's an understatement.

[ironysoul.livejournal.com]

I run an animal shelter.

"Unsavory" is one way of putting it. "Criminally Insane" is another.

voice .. Ed's~

[crimson-intent.livejournal.com]

You've always been so superficial. It's what's inside that counts.

placeholder \o/

[songofdreams.livejournal.com]

...Al? Are you feeling alright?

Private//Unhackable

[ironysoul.livejournal.com]

I will kill you. I don't care if you'll just come back. If you do any thing at all that hurts my brother, even a little, I will kill you.

[hershotsonher.livejournal.com]

Where at?

I see...I'll definitely be on my guard if I ever do run across him.

[lel0uch.livejournal.com]

You've just made everyone else curious.

[ironysoul.livejournal.com]

Uh... out of Brother's and my apartment, currently.

Please be careful!

Private//Unhackable

[crimson-intent.livejournal.com]

You shouldn't make threats you can't, won't, follow through with, Mr. Elric.

<3

[ironysoul.livejournal.com]

Miss Uta? Oh, yes, things are fine...

If you see Edward be very, very careful around him. It's not him; he's been cursed.